misterchekov:

reblog if your dick is longer than your arm

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oomshi:

i’m blonde, i’m skinny, i’m rich & i’m a little bit of a bitch

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bellecosby:

I wonder how many stranger’s stories we make it into? You know, maybe someone saw you in passing and told their friends about how pretty the girl in the lavender sweater was. Or maybe they overheard you say a joke and repeated it to their friend, confessing that they heard it from some guy at the store. 

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muscleluvr2:

oh youre a son? name 5 of your parents

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ebuddies:

a series of unfortunate eyebrows

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circumcising:

I LOVE LEARNING BAD THINGS ABOUT PEOPLE I DON’T LIKE

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tatianamaslnay:

rexuality:

if you see me laughing while texting there’s a 99.9% chance i’m laughing at a text message i sent because i’m equal parts vain and hilarious

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ghostgif:

*does 360 on heelies* wanna date me?

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harmonizingly:

The people who come running to hug you after you haven’t seen them in awhile are my favorite type of people.

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