robotmango:

gooqueen:

every year after you turn 17 you get further away from being the age of the dancing queen and that’s my least favorite thing about growing up

ah but when you turn 34 you’re two dancing queens and thus having twice the time of your life. and at 51 you become the dancing triumvirate and three golden crowns are forged in your honor

lots to look forward to

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payton-layne:

GIVEAWAY!!

Hello there, hockey fans! So, as promised, here is part 1 of the giveaway I’m doing. In this one you will be entering to receive this Patrick Kane shirt. It was purchased through shop.nhl.com and it’s a size Medium. (Please note: this has been worn once)

RULES and DETAILS:

  • If you win, you must be okay with giving out a mailing address so I can ship the shirt to you.
  • You can enter by both favoriting and reblogging. 
  • You can enter as many times as you’d like.
  • You don’t have to be following me to win, but it’d be pretty cool if you did!
  • The winner will be chosen based off of a random number generator.
  • Finally, this giveaway is worldwide! No, you will not be responsible to pay for shipping, so happy early birthday to you!

This contest will end JULY 31st at 10:00 PM PST! Good luck to everyone! Be sure to check out part 2 of this giveaway if you’re interested!

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jimmered:

boys are so sensitive……if a guy told me he likes tall girls I wouldn’t get butthurt I would just be like ok I don’t care but when ur like man I love tall boys all these hobbits come out of nowhere to make sure u know how upset they are

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gayhughhefner:

"i don’t support feminism. i believe in gender equality"

humorking:

me auditioning to model

image

(via orgasm)

lameborghini:

reblog if u have never given a HECK

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afire-inside:

really in the mood for receiving $50,000,000

(via nickelbackthatassup)

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hardcorebrownie:

today i sneezed in class and two people said “bless you” i’m getting famous faster than u all think

(via trust)

tungstens:

we all have a favorite eyebrow

(via orgasm)

vehxt:

Christmas list: Acne in my wardrobe, not on my face

(via orgasm)

princeowl:

ok but before u unfollow me we gotta do a duet of ‘gotta go my own way’ sorry i dont make the rules 

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percychekov:

#is this what the westboro baptist church sees 

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