• person: but what if your parents had aborted YOU
  • me: well okay for starters i wouldn't have been forced to hear that stupid ass comment you just made

sylvysparrow:

…i’m listening.

gayhughhefner:

onlylolgifs:

First person to buy an iPhone 6 in Perth immediately drops it

me

(via beyoncebeytwice)

princessoffloral:

collectiveassbutts:

earthswinds:

I need feminism; because the bra straps of a twelve year old shouldn’t make a 40 year old married principal with two daughters “uncomfortable”

So am I allowed to walk around adult women who are mothers and grandmothers at work with my cock out or what

in what world is someone’s dick equivalent to a fucking bra strap

(via partyinthesinbin)

massholehackey:

THIS MADE ME SO EMOTIONAL

(via bulletwaterfall)

godmuva:

Why people ask me shit like “how was work?” or “how is school?” like work is work, school is school, I would rather be on a yacht right now while gettin some dick but here I am

(via alongandwindingroad)

sleepingwiththesea:

don’t be a little shit to me on tinder

(via alongandwindingroad)

dutchster:

when people start clapping at the end of a movie

image

(via trust)

ineedmorelube:

trarnp:

ineedmorelube:

wakey wakey eggs and bakey

but I’m a vegan

wakey wakey vegetables

(via pursuitofhapppinessss)

pinkvelourtracksuit:

fall aesthetic:
one titty out
burgundy lips
a glass of wine in one hand

(via christianmingle)

meladoodle:

i’m just gonna go ahead and say it… 101 dalmatians is far too many dalmatians

(via colouredcats)

straight white boy problem #87631

galacticdad:

thanks to anxiety whenever i make a mistake i feel like this

image

(via trust)

thegrassthathidestheviper:

adamusprime:

What if you got the power to talk to animals but it turned out that animals are all aggressively Christian and keep trying to get you to come to youth group

(via trust)